WHAT IS AIR?

YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS

YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS

YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS

YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS

YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS

YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR

YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS

YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS

YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

(Source: veronicaecholls)

“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene

(Source: beautilation)

gay-bacon-strips:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

canada that totally is a planet shut the fuck up

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(Source: zarry-zouis)

blamestyles:

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edsdick:

kawaiierection:

its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it

this text post hit me like a train

hstuyles:

_{“Best of Harry’s Vines”}

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.